It is the stuff of nightmares, Western whore Vanessa Hudgens with her legs spread demanding sex while pointing a machine gun at your face.
I know I’ve woken up screaming in a cold sweat many nights at the terrifying thought of being forced to copulate with celebrity sluts like Vanessa Hudgens.
Luckily I know when it came down to it (like every other pious Muslim) I’d gladly take a brutal death over gracing Vanessa Hudgens’ baby cave with my enormous mighty tunic snake.